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    forced to wipe

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    Monkey see monkey do.  Monkey doo doo?  At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the…

    Monkey see monkey do.  Monkey doo doo?  At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the same and they got along just fine.  Hell dogs don't wipe AND they greet one another with a big old butt huff.  So why was I politely asked to leave the dentist earlier because of my 'odour'.  Well jokes on you pal, I've min maxed my day by not wiping, I now have an extra 2 minutes every day to watch cool monki videos on my phone whilst you're out there, a slave to society.  Break free of your chains brother.  I'm only doing this until I can afford a bidet so I can keep my ass so clean you could eat off of it and that's kinda in the ballpark of what i'm looking for in life.

    • Take the first step in returning to monki
    • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
    • MONKI FLIP
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
    • 30 singles thread weight
    • Can be used as toilet paper in an emergency
    • Side-seamed, unisex sizing


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    RamelaRuth

    Bought as a gift and she loves it. Comfy and cute