forced to wipe

Name: forced to wipe
Brand: dogecore
SKU: 6521460_15114
Price: 24.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.

Monkey see monkey do. Monkey doo doo? At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the same and they got along just fine. Hell dogs don't wipe AND they greet one another with a big old butt huff. So why was I politely asked to leave the dentist earlier because of my 'odour'. Well jokes on you pal, I've min maxed my day by not wiping, I now have an extra 2 minutes every day to watch cool monki videos on my phone whilst you're out there, a slave to society. Break free of your chains brother. I'm only doing this until I can afford a bidet so I can keep my ass so clean you could eat off of it and that's kinda in the ballpark of what i'm looking for in life.

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	26⅝” / 67.6cm	18¼” / 46.4cm	16¼” / 41.3cm
M	28” / 71cm	20¼” / 51.4cm	17¾” / 45 cm
L	29⅜” / 74.6cm	22” / 56cm	19” / 48.3cm
XL	30¾” / 78cm	24” / 61cm	20½” / 52cm
2XL	31⅝” / 80.3cm	26” / 66cm	21¾” / 55.2cm
3XL	32½” / 82.6cm	27¾” / 70.5cm	23¼” / 59cm
4XL	33½” / 85cm	29¾”/ 75.6cm	24⅝” / 62.6cm

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Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

Fits a little big in a good way, I would absolutely order a size up. I usually wear 3xl and the 4xl fits well with a relaxed fit. 3xl would have been tight on me. Order a size up, is my recommendation. The feel of the short is so nice and top notch! The feeling of the print too is really nice. All around it's absolutely worth the money. Easily

3xl fits like a 2xl. Thank god I purchased a size up. Material is great, and the design is printed wonderfully

not my first shirt i got from dogecore
shirt is good quality, personally i wash this inside out to prevent the graphic from getting damaged, it seems to work pretty well.

Cool t shirts.

such a funny design plus the quality is great! got it as a gift and they love it! (did have a weird smell but it was expected, goes away after washing :3 )

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